10 Signs You Have a Barnacle Baby

A barnacle baby is a rare breed of towhead perfection. She is born and raised in a beach town where she attaches her tiny tanned body to her mermaid mother and let's go for nothing and nobody (except her fisherman father on occasion).

1.) She needs to be touching you at all times!

2.) If anyone walks in a room she is in and she is not in your arms, she will freak out!

3.) If anyone says hi to her and she is not in your arms, she will freak out!

4.) If she is in your arms and someone says hi, she will smile and say hi. If they then go to touch, kiss, hug or hold her she will freak out!

5.) She will happily play when you are gone, but if she spots you across a room or hears your voice, she will freak out until you hold her!

6.) She doesn't like Daddy driving the car because she can't see you and will say your name over and over and over again for an endless amount of hours until you turn and face her the remaining amount of the drive!

7.) If another child holds your hand she will freak out!

8.) She monkey hugs your neck so tightly, with so much love that you  might explode!

9.) She wakes up in the morning and from naps and needs to be wrapped in your arms and snuggled in your bed for at least 7 minutes before she can start her day!

10.) She has eyes for only you and you will NEVER be as loved as much as you are right now!